Christmas Madness, Mayhem, and Mall Santas
  • Author : Bonnie Daly
  • Release Date : 21 October 2013
  • Publisher : CreateSpace
  • Genre : Humor
  • Pages : 90
  • ISBN 13 : 1492934755

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Book Description: Leaving no stone unturned—or present unwrapped—Christmas Madness, Mayhem, & Mall Santas takes you on a hilarious journey through the misadventures, mishaps, and misguided sentiments that we all deal with during the Christmas season. Be prepared to laugh in the face of holiday stress, as you delve into such topics as parent-proof packaging, cats vs. Christmas trees, bows that don't stick, lights that won't light, and husbands that won't help, as well as a multitude of other misaligned, multifaceted merriment.

Christmas Madness  Mayhem  and Mall Santas

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